हास्य कविता संग्रह by- Ravi jangid(kavi Mr Ravi)

        (ऑटो रिक्शा वाले कि शादी)

Nature never be change  की दे रहा हूँ शिक्षा....

शादी के लिए मंडप पे बैठा था दूल्हा जो चलाता था ऑटो रिक्शा....

ऑटो रिक्शा दुल्हन ,आकर बैठी दूल्हे के पास ....
दूल्हा तभी बोल उठा उससे बात एक
खास....
बात सुनो मेरी हर बात से कान हटाकर ...
बैठ जाओ तुम मुझ से खुद को सटाकर....

मै तेरा भक्त और तू  मेरी भक्ति है....
थोड़ा और पास आजाओ
अभी तो एक और आ सकती है.....

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प्यासा कौवा हास्य कविता(Ravi jangid)very funny

Once there was a कागला.....
It was sitting on a डागला.....

One day it was very प्यासा....
Here and there water तलास्या...

Here and there भटका.....
At last it saw a मटका.....

The water was very कम.....
Crow's eyes was नम.....

Then started his mind's खटका.....
Some पत्थर पटका
In the मटका.....
Then little water गटका....
And then सटका...

Moral- where there is a चाह...
There is a राह....

By-Ravi jangid
Kavi Mr Ravi)

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Funny story the lion and the mouse-
By-Ravi jangid

once thera was a शेर.....
It was sleeping from very देर...

One day a mouse आया....
In lion's ear noise मचाया...

The lion जागा...
Mouse also भागा...

The lion caught the चूहा....
And said "come near my बबुआ"..

But angry lion's eyes were
 red...
"I will help you in future" the चूहा said....

Lion said"this joke is very
भद्दा....
You can't help me bcoz you r
 अद्दा"...

The चूहा was very चालू....
But lion was very दयालु....

The mouse did  दुआ....
The lion freed the चूहा....

One day the lion caught in a net by a शिकारी...
For help the lion तेज तेज
पुकारी...

The mouse was doing खुदके
 खाज...
Suddenly the mouse heard Loin's आवाज....

The mouse very fast दौड़ा...
Mouse Run fast as a घोडा..

At last the mouse cut the जाल....
The lion became बहाल....

Moral-  do चौखा....
             Haveचौखा....

By-kavi Mr Ravi